I’ve become very concerned about the driving situation around here. The potholes are growing larger than the rats. Frightening.
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Entries from January 2009
January 29, 2009
Don’t get bitten by that divot spanning Main Street and Lake Boulevard
January 26, 2009
Has Blagojevich been driven just plain crazy, or is the governor crazy like a fox?
Was it just my warped imagination, or did Gov. Rod Blagojevich over the weekend compare his situation to the unjust imprisonments of Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mohandas Gandhi?
I’ve concluded that Blagojevich either has lost his mind or wants everyone to believe he has. It’s becoming surreal to watch the state’s top elected [...]
January 19, 2009
It’s a good thing some sex offenders are dumb enough to get themselves caught
It astounds me to continue to read stories about people who are arrested for soliciting sex from minors over the Internet.
Some of our papers recently published a report of Patrick J. Newton, a 28-year-old Western Springs resident who was arrested Jan. 2 in Elmhurst for allegedly using the Internet to solicit sex with a 15-year-old [...]
January 15, 2009
Illinois House of Representatives applies double hurt to Rod Blagojevich
Can you say “overkill”?
We all know that Gov. Rod Blagojevich was impeached last week by the Illinois House of Representatives. This, of course, was followed by a press conference in which Blagojevich reminded people of how truly awesome a governor he could be if it weren’t for those pesky members of the House sticking their [...]
January 13, 2009
This year’s cold and snowy winter is turning out to be its own worst enemy
The abundance of snow and frigid weather that we’ve had so far this month is having an unusual effect: it’s advancing global warming.
Now I know this sounds crazy, but stay with me here. When its really cold and snowy, it takes me additional time to scrape the frost and ice off my windows. In fact, [...]
January 12, 2009
To Blago: ‘I think that I shall never see a governor as arrogant as thee’
Is Gov. Rod Blagojevich aiming his press conferences at reporters or at English literature professors?
For the second time, Blagojevich last week recicted a poem in a press conference designed to address the latest news regarding the federal government’s investigation into corruption his office. A few weeks ago he graced us with some Rudyard Kipling, and [...]