Monthly Archives: March 2010
Here’s one crime that will be tough to crack
If you’re trying to ingratiate yourself to a judge, you might consider leaving the produce at home. Agim Demiri, 40, of Naperville was charged today with one count of direct criminal contempt for allegedly throwing a raw egg at the … Continue reading
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Why aren’t patriots demanding a halt to military spending?
If I were a savvy investor, I would already have sunk a ton of money into those tri-cornered hats that have become all the rage among patriots these days. You know, the hats worn by Americans in colonial times. They … Continue reading
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